Imagine if you will:

You are at home with your 2-3 year old daughter.  She is playing quietly to herself so you decided to go take a shower.  Upon exiting the shower, you realize your daughter is nowhere to be found.  You begin to run wildly through the house checking every nook and cranny where she could possibly be.  Panic begins to set in until you stop and hear a sound.  Strange, you think to yourself, because the sound is coming from your daughter’s bedroom up stairs and not only that, the sound isn’t any old sound but squeals of delight.  You rush upstairs only to see your daughter’s window up and her naked butt runs past.  Turns out while you were in the shower she stripped down, opened her window, and decided to have a dance party on the roof.

Happy Birthday Mom…  You deserve an award for raising me.